You don't even like Feetball! I'm the #1 Super-Fan!

Let me start by making it known that this is how we looked last night:



Fucking Arizona... Evan and I had so much faith in them; meaning, we're both turning tricks on the corner for a sandwich nowadays after gambling everything away. The sharks are coming for my teeth as we speak.

P.S. I might move to Europe. I'm not kidding.